So currently, I’m in Salinas having a blast in a hotel room all alone, so bare with me on this one.
This is what I said to myself:
Hey man. You just took the placement test for SF State, and you know you felt good! I know you struggled on math, but you did fine on the English part, and you know why? Because you studied the whole year for something like that! You did great on your essay, especially that it was different and you had to put your essay in first person because it asked for personal experiences! So now, you just had your little warm up, okay? Are you prepared for the real thing? The real AP English exam?! Get pumped up! You got this! We’re not aiming for a 3-4, but a 4-5! It’s time to show everyone that you’re not dumb and that you can kill this exam without even trying so hard! POW! YOLO! SWAG!
Now listen here tubby! You need to just crap on this exam! You need to show Isero that you actually did learn something! I know it’s going to be tough because you don’t remember a lot of books, but it’s okay! You need to know that you have the knowledge and skills to get at least a 4 on this exam. The essay you gave for your placement test was great! Now, you just need to have 3 of those same leveled essays to have a good 4 on this! But remember, you need it to be 3rd person! Alright man, I’m about to sign off bro. I know you got this! There’s nothing else that you should be thinking about right now except getting that stupid 4!!! Let’s do this!













